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Daily Archives: March 11th, 2005

Daisy

“Do you have any ketchup?” asks Daisy politely.

“Not yet,” says Chester, “But we will–after I open a portal to the Ketchup Dimension!”

“What?”

ZAP! Chester selects a bottle of Red Gold Extra Fancy from the millions suddenly floating around them. “Anything else?” he asks.

“Well,” she says. “Maybe a pony?”

“No problem. Pony Dimension!” ZAP!

“I want one named Lightning,” says Daisy.

“They’re all named Lightning,” Chester assures her.

“Could we maybe,” says Daisy shyly, “I mean… is there a Fun Dimension?”

“Why don’t we find out,” smiles Chester, “together?”

But actually the Fun Dimension is full of Nazis!