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Monthly Archives: May 2005

Steve

20% more cotton than the leading swab

BEAUTY & HYGIENE

  • Use swabs to apply perfume to pulse points!
  • Safely apply hydrogen peroxide to small cuts!

HOBBIES & PASTIMES

  • A great disposable paintbrush!
  • Dust crevices of keyboards and instruments!

EAR CARE

  • If you must clean your ears, do not enter the ear canal!
  • Hold a few inches away and kind of waft toward your ear!

WHAT THE

  • What are you doing!
  • Listen, Federated Cotton is not responsible if–

OH MY GOD

  • Oh my God! Oh Jesus!
  • Call 911!
  • STEVE, CALL 911

Rita

Rita thumbs back the hammer by way of introduction.

“Your answers are as follows,” says the chubby man behind the desk, without looking up. “We are the Numismata. He was one of us, and chose to leave. When they are finished with him he will die. We will not prevent this. Firing your gun at me would be an empty exercise.”

“What will it cost?” she asks. “To do what he could do?”

He does look up, at that, and he smiles. “All the color in the world,” he says. “All its warmth.”

IN GOD WE TRUST, say his copper eyes.