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Daily Archives: July 6th, 2006

They Shall Breathe Ashes

They Shall Breathe Ashes, the famous assassin, and her assistant Shelby are on a red carpet. They is wearing a sweeping gown in cream; Shelby, a suit and a hint of rouge.

“TSBA!” shouts a man behind the velvet rope. “What was it like working with Kelsey Grammer?”

“You have no idea,” They purrs.

“They, did you really kill the Queen?” shouts a woman.

“If I did, I’d have to kill you too.”

“How would you do that,” the man shouts, “in front of all these cameras?”

Shelby drops an infrared grenade. It fires.

“That didn’t do anything,” shouts the man.