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Daily Archives: February 16th, 2007

Large

(Grande)
99% Cotton
The other 1% is spun from the sinew of Aur-Korlir, Terror of the West
You’d think whoever did that would have taken his head and been done with it
But no
They dragged the corpse to town and sold it for three silvers
And now of course everybody wants a damn Aur-Korlir Hide Tunic
Apparently it goes with the Stormhound Boots and the Codpiece of Bhrkz
The problem being of course that he’s really not that big
Have you ever applied a straight razor to a cross-section of dragon?
I hate my job
Machine Wash Cold
Torch Dry