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Daily Archives: November 5th, 2007

Leonard Richardson

The Leonard Richardsons emerge from their cocoons and shake hands.

“A great moment for humanity!” says Leonard Richardson.

“I move to never elect a leader-clone,” Leonard Richardson declares.

“Seconded,” says Leonard18Richardson. “An ordinal-free society is a postscarcity society.”

The others look at him narrowly. “Was that a subscript?” says Leonard Richardson.

“Oh no,” says Leonard18Richardson. “Quickly, brothers, excise it!”

“REDISTRIBUTE!” chant the Leonard Richardsons, barehandedly rending him. “REDISTRIBUTE!”

Dr. Guigar hits pause. “In every simulation,” he sighs. “Clearly, force-growing your own clones is–”

“Do it again!” says Leonard Richardson eagerly. “But this time give them forks!”