Jude, seriously, how many chili dogs are necessary to get you born?

So your dad asked us to write you about songs that are going to matter, in the future, when you’re ten or fifteen. Besides the obvious (the ones you’ll write), Jon gave me almost all my music, so this is kind of pointless coming from me. But still: “Maybe You’re Right” by Barenaked Ladies. Our world loves its irony, but even if 2021 is a better year, we’ll need our protest singers.

Also, “Still Not a Player” by Big Pun (ft. Joe), which will teach you everything about love.