Mongo and his goons are finishing up a perfectly good warehouse robbery when they get interrupted, of course.

“Not so fast, evildoers!” booms a voice from the rafters. “You’ve been caught by…

PROJECT C

Armed with the speed… of a Cobra!

The fierceness… of a Cougar!

The tenacity… of a Coelacanth!

The strength… of a Carcophang!”

“A what?”

“It’s an animal that I made up,” explains Project C. “It’s like an elephant but with tiger fur, and extra tusks on top of its head.”

Mongo glares and points at him. “All right, do-gooder,” he growls, “but you’d better have drawings.“