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Daily Archives: July 15th, 2009

Mission

It’s hot in the apartment, so Mission works shirtless all afternoon, and forgets about lunch. For reasons that cannot possibly be determined, around five o’clock, he becomes hungry.

BEGIN MISSION: SANDWICH

Mission goes to the kitchen. In the process of spreading mayonnaise on bread, he notices his reflection in the microwave door. He makes a muscle in the reflection.

Yes.

He’s almost finished his preparations when he comes upon the pickle jar, which has been sticking. Mission picks it up.

He flexes his muscle.

The pickle jar opens!

Yes.

Mission puts it away and eats a delicious sandwich.

MISSION STATUS: AWESOME