Dear ASTRID, It is for your safety that we must insist your new password adhere to the following requirements!

• Must contain mixed-case letters and at least one number.
• Must contain two non-alphanumeric characters (such as parentheses!)
• Must not contain spaces or apostrophes.
• Must not contain words
• Must contain the obfuscated answer to one of your security questions.
• Must not be pronounceable by human tongue
• Must baffle me and break my heart
• Must be something within it to make sense of this, ASTRID
• Must explain why he left, ASTRID
• Must not be his password
• Must be okay.
• This once.