Dear ASTRID, It is for your safety that we must insist your new password adhere to the following requirements!
- Must contain mixed-case letters and at least one number.
- Must contain two non-alphanumeric characters (such as parentheses!)
- Must not contain spaces or apostrophes.
- Must not contain words
- Must contain the obfuscated answer to one of your security questions.
- Must not be pronounceable by human tongue
- Must baffle me and break my heart
- Must be something within it to make sense of this, ASTRID
- Must explain why he left, ASTRID
- Must not be his password
- Must be okay.
- This once.