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Kettle

“I miss him,” says Kettle, teeth closed. “I just do and waking up is like putting my hand on a stove, every time.”

“I know,” says Ship. “We’re going to see the blues man.”

He leads her down around the light well until it bottoms out in mud. There are crickets and frogs here; it’s comfortably dim.

The blues man hangs davincied, hooks in his wrists and ankles. “Knife’s on the stump,” he murmurs.

Kettle trembles on her first cut; by her sixth she’s steady. She drops the knife, shuddering. The bleeding blues man breathes deep. Together, they begin to heal.

Bram

Three weddings that summer, and Penny and Bram are sitting at a reception table with “if we’re thirty-five and single, then” yelling in their ears. Bram looks at Penny. Penny looks at Bram.

Penny writes a prenup that will give back exactly what they put in; single dad Bram has five-year-old Zinnia give him away. They save some money on health insurance. Bram gets an apartment down the hall: Zinnia, it turns out, is Penny’s biggest fan.

When they go out, alone, they wear their bands on slender necklace chains. Neither pauses to consider the semiotics of that.

Nightjar

There are no shadows here on the Canvas, Killington told her, but when they make camp the blank whiteness of everything doesn’t keep her from falling asleep. When she wakes to darkness–thick, heavy, like grit on her tongue–she’s frightened. She can’t remember the last time she was scared of the dark. Actually, she can.

She fumbles in a bag and finds the striker he used to light the balloon. “Nightmare?” Killington mumbles, stirring. “Wait–don’t–”

She’s clicking it, and the flare of sparks traces them both in shadow. Gnomon is there, then, behind her. His cane is a sword.

Missed Connections

or was it too real for you? Message Box #43855.

A FRIEND IN NEED – I helped you look for your missing wallet last Wednesday at the St. Pancras stop. We never did find it, but I think we found something else to pursue. Drinks? My treat, of course. Message Box #99298.

WHITE KNIGHT – Wednesday, St. Pancras–I chased off the grotbag who was “helping” you at the station. I hope I’m not mistaken when I say there was gratitude in your lovely eyes. Let’s have a laugh over it together. Message Box #66728.

FORGIVE ME? I picked your pocket last Wednesday,

Lando

When the SoBaptCo and the Scientologists pool ammo and march on Rome, when the Swiss Guard arms its crossbows, nobody’s more surprised than Pope Lando III to see the Castell Crystal Healing Movement ring the Basilica–in defense.

“We’ve just said some awful things about each other,” explains the Pope in whatever language he speaks. Guaraní?

“We’re the only people who believe in artifacts anymore,” replies Castell himself. “Holy water, vibrating amethyst, tomato, tomato.” He says it with the long A both times. “Our concrete faith will save this city!”

“Foxhole egalitarians.” Lando smiles.

“Listen,” says Castell, “you bless Uzis, right?”

Chicago

Chicago doesn’t have the French for what she’s seeing, but she needs it. English isn’t concise enough: she’d have to list cogwheels and levers by name, belts and screws and mangles. There are wax cylinders and ribbon cables, great discs on arms and tiny hydraulic tubes, the hiss of steam and an electric hum. Some pieces are gleaming and some are shattered. None of it ever stops moving.

Not far above her are people, cars and the lazy downtown sun: Chicago sees the arms rising into darkness and thinks, maybe she does have the French. Machinerie, diablerie, éminence grise. Grand Guignol.

Sisyphus

One night, while Pluto sleeps with his eyes open, somebody walks past Cerberus into the underworld: a little prince to see a king.

Sisyphus doesn’t hear the tiny record-scratch voice, but when he trudges back to the bottom, there’s a bumpy green-and-yellow ball there instead of his rock. He tries to roll it up the hill. Instead, he rolls up the hill.

Sisyphus rolls up souls and pomegranate trees. He rolls up Charon and, soon after, the Acheron itself. He rolls and laughs, free and wild, while under him the katamari trembles with the heartbeat of a star.

Starla

The police are nice, but since the bullets went through the wall (instead of into the Internet) and almost hit her neighbors, they take her gun away. It bums Starla out. Why is there even an Internet if you can’t shoot anybody through it?

Then she discovers remote hunting: a webcam on a gun, in the woods, and when you click the button, the gun shoots where the webcam is looking. Starla pays up and clicks as fast as she can, until the clip’s empty. She giggles at the puffs where they hit dirt and trees.

“Pyeew pyeew!” she whispers. “Pshow!”

Barlowe

In the bathroom, dead, Barlowe examines his teeth. It’s either the fluorescent light or the way his eyes are now, but everything’s tinted blue, which is maybe why his teeth look so white. But no: he rubs them with a finger and they squeak. They’re the cleanest they’ve ever been.

The rest of him is indubitably rotting. No maggots, yet, but he smells like somebody peed in the maple syrup and that can’t be good. Also, his tongue appears to have rotted out.

“Hrrh hrh, brh mmrhr,” he tries. Then: “Hmm.”

Barlowe’s just realized he’s hungry, and, with surprise, for what.

Rountree

Rountree ducks through scaffolding and leaps a gate, but his pursuer freestyles like it’s almost respectable. He kicks from streetlight to brick and clears the gate wallwise. Rountree could swear he had wings.

He shakes the tail, maybe, with a tripleback over a pedway; Rountree cuts a corner and finds himself eating gun barrel. The gun is serious. It’s also pink.

“Sorry, player,” murmurs Valentino, bare chest slick and hand steady. “Got my good shoes on.”

Rountree’s eyes flick around. There: curvy, short, fro and glasses. Not even his type.

“Oh no,” he says around the gun.

Valentino grins, and fires.