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Jan

“Please stop fiddling with that and drive,” Jan snaps.

“My car, my dial,” says Serena, and twists it down. The blaring advertisements echoing through the downtown canyon crackle and fade.

Jan shakes his head. “Broad-spectrum antiharmonics. That just makes them breed new frequencies, you know.”

“And my triclosan hand soap created SARS, sure,” says Serena. “You can stay ahead if you’re willing to pay for it. And for this–” she closes her eyes and inhales the silence. “I’m willing.”

“Might be paying more than you think,” sighs Jan.

Behind them, the ambutank roars up, siren on high, silent as surprise.

Percival

“I looked up ‘steeplechase’ yesterday,” says Percival nervously.

“Okay.” Jephthah duct-tapes Percival’s wrists together. “Boaz, bring them steaks over!”

“It’s a British horse race! Also a track event. There is a canine version, but not combined–”

“American traditions are different,” Jephthah says. “Hold still.” He finishes strapping Percival with ribeye and begins attaching the Burger King crown, which says GORGE 3. Behind him, the dogs bay wildly.

“King George wasn’t even alive on the first Thanksgiving!” Percival shrills.

“Well, depending on how careful they are,” says Jephthah cheerily as Boaz releases the hounds, “you just might live through this one!”

Joules

“I know you’ve all got sleeping!personas back in your dorm rooms,” says friendly!Joules, “so try to stay awake today, yeah?”

Next to him, pedantic!Joules flicks on the big screen. “Today’s topic is bang!notation. We take it for granted, like any linguistic construct. People assume Thews and Hollin invented it when they first experimented with quantum persona!division–”

“And they didn’t mind the credit,” says a sardonic!student.

“Do you have to send that aspect to my classes, Mister!Mohan?” says exasperated!Joules.

“Come on,” Mohan grins, “would your exasperated!side even get to talk if I didn’t?”

Mauri

Mauri painted her toenails the other day on a dare from herself: one foot blue, the other black. Afterwards she wore slides, then sandals, then no shoes at all. Nobody noticed her toes.

Mauri sits with her toes in her hands on her bed. On the wall, between two windows, is a print of a Cornell box, which flattens it out but who cares. Outside the window in the Cornell box it’s blue. Her son is throwing his father’s clothes out the window into the white sky, shouting. Mauri squeezes her toes in time to blue skies, wet sand, green bottles.

Bollweevil

“There,” says Salem, “him. Shut him up.”

Bollweevil frowns. “But he’s not a subscriber–why him, anyway? He annoys you?”

“Government wants to be your Jesus!” shouts the man on the bench. “And if I weren’t the radio, the numbers on the eyes inside your eyes!”

“It’s an incantation around that whole block,” Salem snarls. “And if your business ethics get sticky, need I remind you you’re living on borrowed mind?”

“Fine. Paper, pen, scissors.”

Salem’s pockets produce a penknife, a receipt and a China marker. Bollweevil scribbles, counts and makes one cut. The man on the bench swallows his tongue.

Brea

The clouds aren’t like in cartoons, with spring and bounce; they’re just clouds, but there’s a surface underneath them, as hard as glass. Brea’s heels go click on it.

The clouds are low tonight, and up above them are the tops of buildings: square office blocks, blinking radio wireframes, the tip of a steeple. When she sweeps aside the mist to look down, though, the bottoms of those buildings aren’t where they should be. She thinks of aquariums. Refraction.

All the windows up here are dark, but the clock tower is lit from within. She walks toward it, click click click.

Smithfield

“We were brothers, Worm,” snarls Smithfield. “Do you remember? The hazing, the drinking, the house, the nights–God, the nights–”

“We were rented friends.” Walmsley sighs. “Not that I’d choose this, but you and the rest of IT are in the way.” He smashes a glass paperweight into Smithfield’s hand. “Development will have those rack servers.”

“Never!”

“Give it up, Smithfield!” Walmsley roars. “You’ve lost! We’ve taken Shipping, Receivable, HR–there’s no rescue coming! Now tell! Me! The password!”

Smithfield opens his mouth, and Northwood bursts into the meeting, silk tie around his bleeding head, battlemouse whirling so fast it keens.

Nightjar

Her new baby sister is the day, the joy, the light.

Nightjar’s seven. Her hair is finally long and glossy, as black as eyes. She has the run of the manor house and its grounds; sometimes, if she takes Gnomon, she’s allowed to walk the road of an afternoon. Not that she has a choice, about Gnomon. Her father spun him out of her shadow.

Gnomon is tall and thin, booted, cloaked and cravatted. He wears small, square pince-nez glasses. He has no mouth or eyes. Nightjar hates him and admires him: she begins wearing a cloak of her own.

Michael

“This is it,” says Roy quietly. “As deep as even Walt ever explored.”

The tunnel gusts and drips around them; the green fluorescents of the upper levels have surrendered to orange sodium floods. There’s no dust on the floor at all.

“What do you mean?” Michael shivers, and grips his coil of rope.

Roy’s looking at him strangely. “You don’t know?”

Michael frowns. “I know about the cryogenic malarkey, if that’s–”

“Walt didn’t dig these tunnels, he discovered them,” says Roy. “Everything above us is just a cover. Why else would he have built the Magic Kingdom in a swamp?”

Billie Jean

Billie Jean reaches out from the bed and moves her King: the squares flare up beneath him. Black King. White light. Her opponent’s less cautious, bounding across the board, but when his flash goes off all he’s got is waste paper.

Billie Jean has just one piece, but sometimes it’s one and sometimes another. She takes the King off the board and slips him beneath her sheets. Light flares.

“Careful,” snarls the Watcher, at her window.

“Remember,” chuckles Billie Jean, “to always think twice,” and the Watcher feels a sudden thrill of fear.

Behind him, her white knight rides a tiger.