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See Me

The Loveblind Bird kisses the tops of the waves.

“I can’t believe he’s gone,” mutters See Me.

The Princess Leaves pulls a blanket around his shoulders. “There wasn’t anything you could have done,” she says. “They’ll follow us–that’s the only explanation for the ease of our escape. But that’s only because he left them no other choice.”

See Me shakes his head. The Princess touches his cheek. Then his ear.

Dog Shouting is at the cabin door, unnoticed; she watches for a moment before she raps the frame.

“We’re not out of this yet,” she says, with hard blue eyes.

Ninsun

“And since the disk heads can write or read at an atomic-spin level,” explains Ninsun, “you can just slap together a storage unit out of whatever’s lying around.” She grins. “A lot of people around here use river mud.”

“Hey, it’s biodegradable, right?” chuckles Kopra.

Ninsun rolls her eyes. “And there’s even an artists’ collective who’ll decorate the tablet for you,” she says. “They use local materials too, like they’ll just use the end of a reed–”

Kopra’s interested. “Have these guys got a marketing rep yet? What’s the collective called?”

“Summer,” says Ninsun, “only they leave out an M.”

Cehrazad

They pull the bag away, and Cehrazad blinks in the sudden light. She dropped Dunyazad’s mask on the way here, in fear and resignation: she was caught, and would hide behind no face but her own.

“This isn’t her,” grunts someone in surprise.

“What?” A head wearing an ornate full mask blocks the light. “What’s your name, girl?”

“Cehrazad,” she manages, “of House Loong.”

Silence. Then: “You were wearing your sister’s face.”

This time Cehrazad is the silent one.

“Get her an underface,” grumbles her captor, and when he turns in profile his mask is like a great and cruel bird.

Teller

“Action,” calls Teller.

“Because I’ve discovered something,” pipes up the child soldier on the soundstage. “More than hate, more than bullets–the ultimate weapon is Jesus.

“Cut!” says Teller. “Stick to the script, sweetie, okay? Somebody get the clapboard back out.”

“–is music!”

“–is puppies!”

“–is a shark that ate a hydrogen bomb, riding a comet, holding a sword and a grenade launcher, infected with bird flu!”

“I’m not reading it wrong, am I?” says the bewildered producer. They’re on take twenty-eight. “The line is ‘the human heart?'”

“Actually, after that last one I might change it,” Teller mulls.

Yulies

“But it’s my favorite and we would be best friends and I promise I’d take care of it!” groans Yulies.

The pet bounces off the cage and tips over, snarling, spitting cordite as it spins in place.

“I don’t know, sweetie,” says Mother.

But she begs and begs and eventually there’s a roaring, smoking box under the Christmas tree. Yulies unwraps it almost before it unwraps itself.

“Couldn’t it have been a puppy? Or a snake?” asks Mother despairingly.

“I suppose,” says Father.

“Then why a panjandrum?”

“Because it doesn’t poop,” he says fervently, as it takes off his daughter’s finger.

Proserpina

“Again, from your left,” says Proserpina. “You saw what that Pole did at the match last week–he had just one little routine, pop pop swish crack, but all he had to do was reverse it and the other man was flummoxed. You’re better than that.”

“Give me a moment, can’t you?” Radiane pants. “I already had field hockey practice today, and it’s harder from this side.”

And Proserpina almost pauses, remembering her father, and her left hand tied behind her back as she wrote shaky As.

“There’s no hugging under Queensberry rules,” she says shortly, and Radiane blushes and scowls.

Feldspar

Feldspar gathers his hot young Turks about him. “Standing meeting!” he declares. “Today we break down the campaign for Pyrite Showers’ new album, The Burning Stream. It’s a very splashy blitz with a lot of force behind it, and our job is to add sizzle! Can I get mockups by EOD?”

“Sure, but how are you going to penetrate the target demo?” asks one of the Turks. “New media synergy?”

“TV Juniors?” asks another.

“Street teams?”

“Flash mobs!”

“Nope,” grins Feldspar. “Better yet–we’re going viral.”

Six million people in the 18-32 bracket have difficulty explaining this to their doctors.

The Justin

“Iaiguitsu,” said Ptah patiently.

“Yaygutso,” repeated the Justin.

“To draw, to shred, to sheathe again in a single thought: this is iaiguitsu, the heart of guitaido. Stevie couldn’t teach you this because he doesn’t know it. He’ll be a wandering bluesman until he understands.”

“I don’t understand either,” the Justin admitted.

“You will. Let me see the Martin.” Ptah pulled a hidden bead from the bridge and stretched it down the neck.

“A seventh string?” gasped the Justin. “What’s it made of?”

Ptah fretted out a power fifth with his first and last fingers, then held them aloft. “Metal,” he said.

Denny

“I’m going to kill every last one of you,” grates Denny, “and your wives, and your dogs and lawyers. I’ll burn your homes to the ground. I’ll sow your lawns with salt.”

“No! Please!” cries Anton, townsfolk huddled behind him. “Why are you doing this?”

“Because your children will get your life insurance money,” cackles Denny, “and use it to buy video game systems, including, most likely, the anime-based game for which my brother’s friend did the sound effects, which means she’ll probably get to do the sequel!

Later Anton escapes, and gets elected, and makes that his economic policy.

Ala ad-Din

“I have one last wish, my friend,” says Ala ad-Din warmly. “I wish you free.”

The golden manacles fall away, and the djinn’s joyous laughter booms out over Maghreb. The sky is filled with his beaming visage, and then his hands, reaching down.

“What is thy third wish, our Lord and Master?” intones Ala ad-Din as he and the other ten thousand shackled slaves toil away at the foundation of the new palace.

“I think I’m going to wish for more wishes,” says the djinn brightly, atop his throne of kneeling bodies. “That’s clever! See how clever I am?”