“It’s not like I don’t want to learn,” says Courtney. “I mean, I can spell… But I am in college, so I expect I’m going to get corrected on grammar, or whatever, I expect some red ink–”

“Which they don’t use,” says Violet.

“Exactly! They use green ink because somebody,” Courtney says, “somebody with a sinecure, wrote a memo about how we associate red with bad and that–that completely misses the point. It just makes them look like a bunch of jackoffs.”

“I think you mean ‘jacksoff,'” says Violet.

“They got to you too!” Courtney shrieks. “You’ve been contaged!”