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> GET LAMP

You don’t need a lamp in here. It’s perfectly well-lit.

> GET ALL

What? Why? It’s not even your stuff!

> S

You’re back in the room with the humming sphere. There is a lever here. There is an empty bottle here, because you dropped it on the floor, like a slob.

> PULL LEVER

Nothing happens. Again.

> GET SPHERE

It’s six feet across. Where would you even… no.

> PULL SPHERE

Oh come on.

> PUT LEVER ON SPHERE

This is stupid! Look, you have to float the sphere by blocking up the drain in 5B/2, is that clear enough?

> HINT

I HATE YOU

Monday, November 8, 2010
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Brunhilde

They’ve shoved him in the back and buckled him in, treating him like a five-year-old, treating him as if a little time in the spotlight is going to turn him into a slobbering drunk. As if they’re so much wiser! As if they behaved any better when they were Narrator.

Brunhilde’s eyes show white and she bites her lip when she smiles back between the seats at him. “I promise you can have your keys back once you”re more used to it, okay?” she says.

The Narrator knows she is lying, though (she is a total bitch like that).

Monday, April 26, 2010
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