When the four of them came up with The Swap over Jägerbombs at Jillian’s, Vic was so excited that even drunk, he had to conceal a stiffie. They were all excited. Scandalized. Titillated.

But now he’s in bed with Elise, and all they’ve done all night is talk and touch hands.

He likes it.

“I never really trusted myself to hang out with you,” says Elise. “I wanted to.”

“Yeah,” he says, “I thought Toni would get weird, or Carl would.”

“This has been really good.” She smiles.

“Yeah,” he repeats, “yeah,” and their naked fingers lock just like a zipper.